Way to Die #204
Name of the death is a pun on "cremated"
"Milk is good for you, but too much good can be bad. A lesson Bernard learned the hard way when things turn sour. Got death?"
Date August 20, 2008
Location La Crosse, Winconsin
Episode this death
was featured in
"Gratefully Dead"
"Hillary Snuffed"
"Flame Retard-ant"

"Cream-ated", Way to Die #204, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "Gratefully Dead", which aired on January 13, 2010.


On August 20, 2008, in La Crosse, Wisconsin. A man named Bernard who suffered mental and sexual abuse from his sadistic uncle Tim in a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udders. On this particular occasion, he is kicked in the head when he accidentally bites the cow's teat, and dies when his brain bleeds out inside his skull.


  • Alex Katehakis - Psychotherapist
  • Dr. Khyber Zaffarkhan - Physical Medicine & Rehab