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Way to Die #593
"Cham-Pained"
Name of the death is a pun on "champagne"
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Date July 8, 2006
Location Montecito, California
Episode this death
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"Wild Wild Death"
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"Cham-Pained", Way to Die #593, is the fifth death to be featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011.

Plot

Heather, an obnoxious, ill-tempered stolen art auctioneer, is granted permission by her crooked-minded boss to run a stolen art auction, which will open with a champagne fountain. When the auction begins, Heather decides to run the champagne fountain by herself, while standing on a chair. When the cork of the champagne bottle launches into Heather's eye, she falls backward into the pyramid of glasses behind her. The glasses impaled into her body make her bleed out, but what caused her death was an impalement wound in the brachial artery, killing her within four minutes.

"With $8,000 worth of crystal embedded in her body, Heather went from toasting to toast. When it came time for her to toast, she went bottoms up. Cheers."

Interviewees

  • Jarret Palmer
  • David Svoboda (EMT paramedic)

Foreign names

  • La Champaña que cayo mal (The bad felt champagne) - Latin American dub.
  • La Última Copa (The Last Glass) - Spanish dub.

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