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Way to Die #877
"Caulk Blocked"
Name of the death is a pun on "cock block"
Caulk Blocked
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Date April 25, 1998
Location New York City, New York
Episode this death
was featured in
"If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You"
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  "Caulk Blocked", Way to Die #877, is the third death featured in "If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You", which aired on January 5, 2011.

Plot

A wannabe hip-hop queen and aspiring songwriter named Tina gets buttock implants to get the attention of a male rapper named Little Ron who prefers women with big butts (and has dedicated a hit song to those kind of women). However, the surgeon she hired was a fraud, and her "cheek" implants were made of common bathroom caulk instead of medical-grade silicone. The syringe the surgeon used accidentally hit an artery and sent the caulk into her circulatory system where it clogged her heart and led to cardiac arrest.

"Big fat booty, big fat booty, booty. I want a butt with girth, that wobbles the earth. I wanna butt so fat that I can hide my cat. (MEOW!) Big fat booty, big fat booty, booty."

"Tina wanted to jump on Little Ron's booty bandwagon. But her butt came up short. So she pumped up its volume, and wound up, butted out. (I wanna shake my butt, my big butt in your face)."

Segment Nickname

  • Ass Full Of Caulk

Trivia

  • In the German version, Tina's butt needs to have a butt like Jennifer Lopez (Beyonce in the USA version)

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