|Way to Die #608|
|"Catch and Decease"|
|Name of the death is a pun on "catch and release"|
|Date||June 17, 2008|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Putting A Smiley Face On Death"|
| previous death|
| next death|
"Catch and Decease", Way to Die #608, is the second death to be featured in "Putting A Smiley Face On Death", which aired on September 14, 2010.
Jeff Miller (nicknamed "Cuzo" which means jackass) has came to the Amazon basin searching for gold. But he's too lazy to do it himself, so he hires a group of natives to search for it and abuses them while they are doing so. To beat the heat, Jeff decided to cool off by swimming in the river. While he was peeing, the urine attracted a candiru which enters his penis and attaches itself to the side of his urethra. He had 2 options; leave it in and risk amputation, or pull it out and tear out the inside. Jeff ripped the fish out, but lost much of the inside of his penis causing it to bleed. Soon, the escaping blood had attracted a school of piranhas, and Jeff was eaten alive and his penis was eviscerated, turning him into a skeleton.
"Jeff came looking for gold, but a little fish swam up his pole. The yellow water turned bloody red... and before he knew it... Jeff... he dead."
- Jules Sylvester - Wildlife Expert
- Also called "No Candiru" on the Spike TV website.
- Pescar la muerte (Fishing Death) - Latin American dub.
- Pescar y morir (Fish and Die) - Spanish dub.