Way to Die #769
"Bush Defeated"
Name of the death is a pun on "tush defeated"
Bush Defeated
Date March 23 - April 7, 1999
Location Nelson, Virginia
Episode this death
was featured in
"Eat, Pray, Die"

"Bush Defeated", Way to Die #769, is the sixth death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on August 8, 2011.


Bunny was a man's dream, but due to an excessive amount of pubic hair, her boyfriend refuses to have sex with her. Bunny employs the clippers and a razor before employing the Brazilian Wax. In the process of the waxing, she accidentally removes some of the skin. She has sex with her boyfriend, but two weeks after suffering an open-skin waxing wound, Bunny develops necrotizing fascitis. Without health insurance, when she does not seek treatment, she dies from blood poisoning and organ failure.

Bunny's bush was an embarrassment, so she hacked, and she whacked, and she waxed until it disappeared. But then Bunny got an infection and didn't seek treatment. And then, she disappeared.


  • Jessica Rae
  • Dr. George Fallieras


  • This death is a little similar to Face Offed, as it follows its numerical pattern.