Way to Die #478
"Board Stiff"
Name of the death is a pun on "skateboard" and the phrase "bored stiff"
Board Stiff
Date August 9, 2009
Location Chicago, Ilinois
Episode this death
was featured in
"Young, Dumb, and Full of Death"
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"Board Stiff", Way to Die #478, is the fifth death to be featured in "Young, Dumb, and Full of Death", which aired on November 9, 2010.


Brandon was a washed-up skateboarder. He spent most of his time trying to do some tricks. On other occasions, he would use his skills in terrorizing pedestrians, and fighting security guards. One day, he decided to show flashes of his old self. But an unseen rock brought him back to reality. As Brandon accidentally runs over it, he is launched off his skateboard and lands face-first into the wet cement. The impact knocked him unconscious, making him unable to realize that he was inhaling the cement into his trachea, causing him to suffocate. In a few minutes, Brandon was dead.

"Once upon a time, Brandon was the next hit guy in the skateboarding world. Now, he was just another.. dead guy."


  • Kristian Svitak - Pro Skater
  • Dr. Boyd Flinders - Surgeon


  • Also called "Tony Hack" on the Spike TV website.

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