Way to Die #201
"Blown Job"
Name of the death is a pun on "blown" and "blow job"
Blown Job (201)
Date August 11, 2007
Location Miami, Ohio
Episode this death
was featured in
"Death: A User's Manual"

"Blown Job", Way to Die #201, is the sixth and the final death featured in "Death: A User's Manual", which aired on March 29, 2009.


Fred Garfield AKA Laughy the Clown, a drunken alcoholic clown, also a bad clown is on his way to his next birthday party, wishing, more than anything, that it would be his last. Ironically, he was coulrophobic as a child (i.e., he was scared of clowns). He would always bring the grand finale, a giant balloon called, "Ally Gator" which was probably the only worthwhile part of his act. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating the giant balloon for his act while still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and dies when the balloon presses him against the windshield and he suffocates.

"There's nothing more pathetic than a drunken clown except maybe a dead drunken clown. At least for Fred, clown time is over."