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"Blown Job", Way to Die #118, is the first death featured in "Dead to Rights", which aired on February 17, 2010.

Plot[]

Tammy was a workaholic. Her perverted boss, Mr. Eliot, knew that she had a lock in an upcoming promotion. Tammy was also addicted to energy drinks; she drinks Red Ram the most. Asking Mr. Eliot if he wanted anything else, he answered, visually, that he wanted to have oral sex with her. Despite her refusal, she thanks him anyway, and later tries to wash her disgust away with a few more drinks of Red Ram. Little did Tammy realize that she was going into a caffeine overdose. It's not until later when the new guy showed up and went into Mr. Eliot. Tammy took a peek inside the office, and saw that he was passing the oral test with flying colors and with Mr. Eliot. The new guy made no mistakes. The new guy walked to Tammy's office and announced that he got the job. This erupts Tammy's gasket like a volcano. After hearing that Mr. Eliot gave her promotion to the new guy, an enraged Tammy blows up in his face. But then, her over-caffeinated heart stops beating due to ten sixteen-ounce drinks of Red Ram, as well as cardiac arrest, and Tammy dies before she even hits the floor.

Transcript[]

Narrator: Tammy was drinking herself into a heart-hammering caffeine overdose. Things got even worse when she saw the new guy slip into the boss's office. Something was up. Unable to resist, Tammy took a peek and discover the new guy was passing the oral test with flying colors.

Tammy: Oh! Oh my god.

New Guy: Guess who just got the promotion.

Narrator: Tammy erupted.

Tammy: MR. ELLIOT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST HEARD? I JUST HEARD THAT YOU GAVE MY JOB, MY PROMOTION TO THE NEW GUY!

Narrator: Her heart redlined and her blood pressure went through the roof, all fueled by 10 16-ounce energy drinks.

Tammy: You're a sleaze-bag! I can't stand you and I hope you die! Ugh! This is not right! This is not fair! It's not fa--

Narrator: Tammy's over-caffeinated heart exploded, and she was dead before she hit the floor.

Narrator: Tammy just wanted to get ahead. But when she wouldn't give it, she wound up at a dead end.

Cast and Interviewees[]

  • Dr. Ramon Cestero - Trauma Surgeon
  • Khelsy Raymond - Tammy (lead:intended victim)

Trivia[]

  • Not to be confused with Way to Die #201 A death involving a alcoholic clown who gets suffocuted to death by his balloon "Ally Gator" pressing him against his cars window.
  • Red Ram is a parody of the energy drink Red Bull.

Goofs[]

  • Continuity: When Tammy confronts with her boss before she dies, the door that she bursts into appears open or close between shots.
  • Anachronism: The energy drink can is actually a Monster Energy Drink in disguise, which was not available until April 2002 - a full year after these events took place.
  • Anachronism: Despite this death taking place in 2001, Tammy's work computer is a widescreen 16:9. Most office computers back then (CRT monitors in which case) still only had 4:3 screens.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Blown Away
  • Caff-Fiend

Foreing Names[]

  • Trabajo Estresante (Stressful Job) - Latin American dub
  • Por el Disgusto (Out of Disgust) - Spanish dub

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