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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    Art Attack

    November 27, 2012 by JamesTherHAMPMaster

    This original segment was, not on my blog, but on the real different artical page. See the real segment (Art Attack) on a real, differen articalt page


    JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:14, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    This segment (Rhymes With "Rich") was only on a real article page. I'm so sorry. My mistake.

    JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:37, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    Namas-Dead

    November 25, 2012 by JamesTherHAMPMaster

    This segment was not on my blog, but on the real different article page. See this real segment (Namas-Dead) on the real different article page. I'm so sorry. My mistake.

    JamesTherHAMPMaster 15:29, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    From this episode on, deaths are redisplayed in the 2-2-2-1 format with commercial breaks, and the informational segments during commercials were removed.


    Aired March 12, 2012

    Title reference: A ferret-related event in this episode (See "Way to Die #780").



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    780 Critter In The S****er (a.k.a. Ferret In The Hole) January 18, 2004 Richmond, VA A Scottish man in a ferret legging contest attempts to break the world record for the longest time a ferret has been in his pants. However, one of the ferrets finds its way into the man's rectum and feasts on his hemorrhoids, causing death from excessive bleeding. (NOTE: This segment is otherwise known as "Frantic Ferret")
    141 Fat Man in a Little swing (a.k.a. Morbidly Deceased) October 5, 2002 Omaha…





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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    Aired October 24, 2011



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    Sexiest Death Blood Bath & Beyond Gum's The Word Washed And Fried Episode 20: Death Watch
    Best Historical Death Vike-O-Done My Big Fat Greek Death (mentioned as Brass Bulls) Back Stabbed (mentioned as Blood Eagle ) Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death
    Best Death During Sex Gasketballed Orspasm (mentioned as Cluster Victimized) Ass Phyxiated (mentioned as Plumber Helper) Episode 14: Death Bites!
    Cosmic Karma Dead Meat-Eorite (mentioned as Meteorite Strikes) Road Killed Steward-death Episode 39: The One About Dumb People Dying
    Worst Sexual Pervert Crib Your Enthusiasm (mentioned as Baby Boom) Mercury in Uranus (mentioned as Thermometers of Terror) Vom-Ate-Dead (mentioned as Chunka Chunka Burnin' Love) Episode 30: The End i…







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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    Note: starting with this episode, the death stories go through 2-3-2 mode per episode rather than 2-2-2-1 mode. Also, the trivia segments were added between commercial breaks.


    Originally aired February 8, 2011

    Title reference: Spoofs the episode titles of the TV series Friends.



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    331 Wet Dream (Note: This is the second death to be given this name) January 1, 1986 Manhattan, NY A man, who spent New Year's Eve at a party, snorting cocaine, donning women's clothes, and seducing two women into having sex with him, wakes up the next day, half-naked, smeared in make-up, and strapped to his water bed. As he screams, he kicks his stiletto-heeled feet, puncturing his water bed, which then leaks. The man keeps struggling until all the water from the …




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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    Originally aired August 3, 2010.



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    A landlord uses a fiber optic scope to spy on young female tenants. One day while spying on a woman from below in her bathroom, the above floor collapses from water damage due to all the holes he drilled and the tub (with the bathing woman inside of it) crushes his head.

    (This features the second time an interviewee has been kept in shadow for criminal protection, a voyeur known as "Paul")


    A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away. After getting drunk and playing in the pool, the guy takes out a tarp and prepares to slide in the pool not noticing the nail (from when he was playing with a nail gun earlier) sticking up in the center of it. He then slides down the tarp, has his intestines torn…




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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.


    Season 2 was set to premiere on December 9, 2009 at 10 PM (EST), but a special airing of the season premiere episode was shown on December 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM (EST). The pattern in which the segments were shown remained the same, but the real-life scenarios of people escaping death shown at the ending were dropped to make room for more death segments. The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" (in the same font as the "Way to Die #" and nicknames descriptions are) were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. Another change is that under "Location", only the city is told, not the ci…


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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    NOTE: These bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.


    The first two episodes of Season One served as the series two-episode pilot. They were executive produced and narrated by series creator Thom Beers, and directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. Both episodes begin with the following disclaimer:

    "The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "WARNING:The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic." </blockquote>

    The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-ove…




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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    47 (Note: This is the second death to have this number) Sumowed (aka Sumo You Didn't) Young, Dumb, and Full of Death -- Segment 6 On June 22, 2006, in Palo Alto, CA. A corporate leader who was only hired because his father owned the company leads an employee r…








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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    901 Clash of Titanic Cure for the Common Death, Part III -- Segment 5 In the movie "Titanic" (1997), the ship's collision with an iceberg and overhear the ship's officers and designer outline its seriousness. Jack and Rose ran to the top deck. All lifeboats ha…








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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    801 Bin Laden B****** (aka Forbidden Terrorist) Dead or Alive -- Segment 6 On May 1 - 2, 2011, in Abbottabad, Pakistan. A Master of Terrorism, who looks like Osama Bin Laden, was shot and killed inside a private residential compound by U.S. Navy SEALs and CIA …








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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    701 Steward-Death The One About Dumb People Dying -- Segment 5 / Death By Request -- Segment 4A On April 9, 1998, at 30,000 Feet Over The Pacific. An extremely irritable and apathetic flight attendant on her last flight before retirement annoys others with her r…








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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).




    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    601 Premature Obituary Death Legend -- Segment 3 In 1940, Marcus Garvey died as a result of two strokes after reading a negative premature obituary of himself.
    602 H*** on Hawaii (aka Violent Hawaii) Obsolete Obituaries -- Segment 6 On February 14, 1779, in Kea…











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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    501 Hats All Folks! (aka Mad Hatter) If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 1 On December 12, 1849, in Danbury, CT. A hat maker's constant exposure to mercury (which he uses to felt hats) not only drives him to insanity, but dest…









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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    401 Abracadaver The Lighter Side of Death -- Segment 3 On November 12, 1995 in Flint, MI. A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand, not noticing that a piece of it has brok…









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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    301 Sucked Offed (aka Leech Attack) The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 3 / Happy Deathiversary -- Segment 2 On February 3, 2000, in Amarillo, TX. An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches.…









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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    101 Weenie Roast Dead on Dead -- Segment 1 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 42 On July 20, 2001, in Climax, KS. A group of men and women on a camping trip after spending the day at a Christian retreat play truth or dare. A man is dared by one of the women to urinate …









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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).



    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.





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    201 Blown Job (aka Coulrophobic Clown) Death: A User's Manual -- Segment 6 On August 11, 2007, in Miami, OH. A disgruntled, alcoholic clown, who ironically was coulrophobic as a child, drives to a birthday party for his next job. When he stops short in front o…









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  • JamesTherHAMPMaster

    "WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
    "Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
    "Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
    "OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).


    NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also... "*" = These stars have blocked the letters for each bad words.







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    Ichi-boned (aka Love at First Strike)


    Death be not Stupid -- Segment 2 / Top 100 Deaths -- Segment 25

    On November 21, 1987, in Tokyo, Japan. A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by …










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  • Anonymous2u

    Fake ways to die

    July 10, 2012 by Anonymous2u

    Okay,so these are some ways to die that i think kwould be exellent to be on the show, they are all just some of my ideas. this is all for fun. Oh & i would love to hear some of your suggestions and/or comments. Enjoy



    Location: Washington DC

    Date: April 23rd 2006

    Gary was a mueseum theif, he was infamous for his clean & unsolved heists. One of his most recent was a theft of a lovely greco-roman bust. Tonight he was at a museum. His target: An Elvisaurus skull. Elvisaurus was one of the dinosaur skeletons on display at the triassic exhibit. First he had to neutralize the gaurd. he pulled a tranquillizer dart gun out to shoot him. first shot hit one of the vertibrates of the elvisaurus skeleton. second shot, hit the gaurd in the side & he was co…



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