|Way to Die #460|
|Name of the death is a pun on "last call"|
|Date||March 11, 2009|
| Episode this death|
was featured in
|"Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever"|
"Blast Call", Way to Die #460, is the seventh and final death featured in "Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever", which aired on August 22, 2011.
A drunken man named Ned runs out of money one night at the bar. Ned invents a new way to get drunk by making himself a human dart board (by drawing a dart board on his stomach). Each time someone is successful, Ned takes one drink. After 15 shots of darts and 15 shots of alcohol, Ned is still asking for more. Without warning, Ned collapses to the ground and explodes, severing his body in half. What happened to Ned? During the day, Ned worked on a demolition crew, and was in charge of the explosives. Ned goes to the bar after work but forgets about the dynamite he had in his back pocket. When Ned drunkingly collapsed, he fell with enough force to ignite the blasting cap on the dynamite, causing it to explode but since his body was on top of it, it contains the blast and severs him in half.
"Ned was a stupid drunk. He ran out of cash and he used his fat gut as collateral. In the end, he wound up paying for those drinks... out his ass."
- Eddie Paul - Explosives Expert
- Halfs All Folks