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"Bad Max", Way to Die #873, is the seventh and last death to be featured in "The End is Weird", which aired on October 19, 2010, and the ninth death to be featured in the Death By Request: Special episode, which aired on October 24, 2011.

Plot[]

When you boil it down, this show is about cosmic justice. People get what's coming to them. For this next story, we asked the cosmos if there was anyone who might have slipped through the cracks. Someone who deserves a cosmic ass-kicking "1000 Ways" style. Here's how the cosmos responded. "Bad" Max (John A. Graham), a big-time movie star (a parody of Mel Gibson), had fame, money, and a bit of a poisonous attitude. Even when he was younger, his attitude was lethal, and he wasn't above showing racism against some people. One day, after getting a new girlfriend (Diane Jay Gonzalez), the latter was fond of recording his abusive tirades (since nobody would believe her). Max demanded her to give him oral sex in the jacuzzi in ten minutes. Ten minutes passed, and after Max angrily protested, the girlfriend blew him off. After Max got into the jacuzzi anyway, he accidentally sat on the suction pump. The pump sucked out his liver, kidneys, spleen, small and large intestines, pancreas, stomach, esophagus, gallbladder, heart and lungs, which caused Max to bleed out, the jacuzzi to fill with blood and send that abomination to hell where he belonged and terrifying his girlfriend.

"Max's new girlfriend was fond of recording his rants. Nobody would believe her. Max thought he was going to get his wish, but the girlfriend blew him off instead. Max wanted a good suck...but this was more than he bargained for."

Transcript[]

([] is playing, cuts of USSR-Dead (Erasing fingers DNA with acid), Golden Die-angle, Road Killed are shown)

Narrator: When you boil it down, this show is about cosmic justice.

(Then Fat-ality...)

-Narrator: People get what's coming to them.
-Johnny: Oh!

Dave: John, you idiot!!

(Then Cardiac-A-Breast...)

Narrator: For this next story,

(Blood Bath & Beyond...)

Narrator: we asked the cosmos if there was anyone who might have slipped through the cracks.

(Pam Caked!, USSR-Dead (Ivan killed the victims))

Narrator: Someone who deserves a karmic ass kicking, thousand ways style.

Female dancer: (Screams)

(And finally, Bibli-killed)

Narrator: Here's how the cosmos responded.

(And now, here's a new story: An enraged man calling on the phone, Baroque Death is playing)

Narrator: Say hello to Max.

Max: HUH?!

Narrator: He's a big-time movie star.

Max: You fell asleep while I was waiting for a ******* job!!!

-Narrator: He had fame, money, but he was still a nasty son of a bitch.
-Max: Do you hear me?!! Do you understand what I'm saying to you?!!

Max: You make me just wanna vomit!!

(Back in 1987, San Pedro, CA, [] is playing)

Narrator: Even earlier in his career, his temper was... lethal.

Photographer: Hey, can I just take my picture with you?

Max: What are you, a ******* paparazzi?!

(Max punches the photographer, hard; Appalachian Death is playing)

Jaclynn Robinson: Someone who has everything, in this case a celebrity, feels a sense of power and entitlement, their mentality is: "I can do whatever I want and say whatever I want." And it's dangerous because eventually they're going to spin out of control.

(And then in 2006, Pacific Coast Highway, [] is playing)

Narrator: Another one of Max's endearing qualities:

Female Police Officer: Good afternoon, sir. Your license and registration, please.

Narrator: He was a flat out racist.

(Max gives her his pink slip but says this:)

Max: You a Jew?

(Back to today, [] is playing)

Max's GF: Hello.

Max: (GROWLS) You whore!!!

Narrator: Max's new girlfriend was fond of recording his rants. Nobody would believe her.

(Max's GF starts recording the phone call)

Max: (On GF's phone) You're such a whore! I except... (Normal voice) a ******* job... IN 10... (Echo) MINUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTES!!!!!!!!!

(Later, Max arrives at the house, [] is playing)

Narrator: Max thought he was going to get his wish...

Max: There's the jacuzzi! Here is my penis! Get naked, now!

(Max takes his shirt off)

Narrator: But the girlfriend blew him off instead.

Max: Let's go!!!

Max's GF: No! I'm not going in there with you.

(Max gets into the jacuzzi anyway, [] is playing)

Narrator: Max wanted a good suck.

(Once Max sits on the suction pump...)

Narrator: I do not like the way you- ah!

(Max is sucked by the pump)

Narrator: But this was more than he bargained for.

Max: (Moans of pain)

(As the pump sucks Max's intestines, Max bleeds out, very painful...)

Narrator: He sat on the hot tub's water intake in a way that formed a perfect seal with his rectum.

Max: (MOANS OF PAIN)

(The tub becomes red, makes Max's GF horrified)

Max's GF: (GASPS)

(Max bleeds out his mouth as he tries to get out of the tub)

Max's GF: (Screams) Somebody! Help! (Screams)

(Die Science 12v1 is playing, CGI shows the suction pump sucks the human's organs)

Dr. Pavel Bindra: When the pool drainage sucked out his intestines, it started ripping out organs which attached to the intestines. In succession, it ripped out the large intestines, small intestine, liver, kidneys, spleen, and he bled to death because of massive exsanguination.

(Max's GF is still horrified as Max dies, What goes up is playing)

Narrator: This story is based on a real death,

(Recap in 1987)

Narrator: it just didn't happen to this guy we called Max.

Max: What are you, a ******* paparazzi?!

(Max punches the photographer, hard)

-Max: (GROWLS)
-Narrator: If he was real and ready to learn from his mistakes, here's what we tell him:

(Max's GF starts recording the phone call)

Max: You make me just wanna vomit!!

(Max arrives at the house)

Narrator: There's no rule that says Hollywood stars have to become jerks,

Max: Here is my penis!

(Back in 2006...)

Max: You a Jew?

(Back to today...)

Max: You whore!!!

Narrator: but if they do, be forewarned.

(Once Max sits on the suction pump...)

Max: Ah!

Narrator: We love to watch your careers go down the drain.

(Max bleeds out his mouth)

Max's GF: (Screams)

Interviewees[]

List of Deaths shown in beginning (In order)[]

Trivia[]

  • Also called "Sucked Off" (not to be confused with Sucked Offed) on the Spike TV website.
  • This is based off several deaths and incidents related to suction: the death of six-year-old Abigail Taylor, (but due to violent content (according to the narrator) the victim had to be changed to a Mel Gibson-esque movie star. However, in the real world, Taylor died nine months after her pool incident after an organ transplant to replace the organs that were damaged. She developed a rare transplant cancer.), the death of Hunt Wynorski from Final Destination, the death of Lisa Meyers and a Mel Gibson death hoax. The narrator even states this event really happened (just not to a guy named Max), referencing Taylor's death along with the previous incidents.
  • This death scene is awarded the "Most Painful Death" in the Death By Request: Special episode.
  • The name "Bad Max" is a reference to both the name of the victim, and the movie, Mad Max, the first movie that Mel Gibson (after whom Max is based) starred in.
  • The pun on the death also refers to "Mad Mel", the nickname that was given to Mel Gibson after his tirades went public.
  • This death is also the third closest death in the series, which takes place 88 days away from the date the episode aired.
  • The introcard is focused on Max in 1987 flashback.
  • This death is similar to the death of Hunt Wynorski from the 2009 film The Final Destination.
  • This death is similar to Fat-ality since both victims had their intestines sucked out. However, Dave had his intestines sucked out from an hole in his belly, not his rectum.

Segment Nicknames[]

  • Sucked Off (Spike TV)

Foreign names[]

  • Succión Mortal (Deadly Suction) - Latin American Spanish dub
  • Por el desagüe (To the drain) - Spanish dub
  • Suksyon da estreya (Star for Suction) - Lazoran dub

Goofs[]

  • Anachronism: A modern-day truck is seen in the 1987 flashback scene.

Gallery[]

Bad Max - screenshot

What are you, a f***ing paparazzi?!

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There's the jacuzzi! Here is my penis! Get naked, now!

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