"WARNING: The deaths, which are real and extremely graphic, portrayed in this show are based on tragic scenarios, from movies and make-up deaths."
"Names, which in some episode segments, have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY kinds of horrified actions depicted."
"OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
NOTE: Death segments have never been the same. Also, these bad words are very dangerous on some segments and some details.
"1000 Ways to Die" -- Segments 901 - 1000
|Death #||"Event" Name||Taken from||Circumstances of Death|
|911||Penis de Milo (aka Sculpt-A-Death)||Sor-Dead Affair -- Segment 1||On March 28, 1993, in Montreal, Canada. A sculptor chiseling away at his latest project is dumped by his attention (and sex) starved wife. Lonely, the sculptor decides to chisel a vaginall opening at the base of the statue and have sex with it. Exhausted from having sex with his work of art, he tries to get up, only to find himself stuck on the statue due to priapism. The sculptor screams for help, but no one comes to his aide. The sculptor then tries to wriggle out of it. The sculptor manages to free himself, but not before his unfinished statue crashes down on his chest, causing flail chest by shattering his ribs and asphyxiating him.|
|913||Dead Meat-Eorite (aka Meteorite Strikes)||Death On Arrival -- Segment 7 / Death By Request -- Segment 4C||On May 11, 2006, in Woodland Hills, CA. At an outdoor pool party, a man tries to make friends by telling them about Christianity, but is unsuccessful. Later, while standing beside the pool to talk to a girl, a stray meteorite descending towards Earth strikes him through the chest, killing him.|
|914||Lazy Bumday (aka Dirty Rotting Scoundrel)||Locked and Low Dead -- Segment 5||On January 5, 2001, in Homestead, FL. A lazy, overweight scammer who has been confined to a wheelchair from his ankles breaking pretends to be a crippled Gulf War veteran for money. After coming home to his slovenly house from his latest con, the man begins itching violently and discovers several maggots feasting on his infected bedsores. As the man freaks out, he collapses and dies —- not from the maggots eating him alive, but from massive heart failure caused by years of poor dieting and no exercise.|
|915||Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off (aka Water-Waxed)||Dirt Nap -- Segment 2||On November 13, 2005, in Los Angeles, CA. An angry woman goes to a spa run by two Korean women. After enduring her constant complaints, the masseuse and spa owner decide to give her a free bikini wax. One of the waxing strips catches fire and ignites her pubic hair when it is brought too close. The spa workers put out the fire, but the smoke sets off the sprinkler system and drenches everybody in the room. The woman dies from anaphylactic shock caused by aquagenic urticaria (a rare, allergic reaction to water) before she can run out.|
|917||Chicken Boned (aka Chicken Brittle)||Deadliest Kitsch -- Segment 5||On August 1, 1998, Cedar Rapids, IA. A bored group of friends decide to play "chicken" (performing dangerous stunts to see who will back out first). One of the boys challenges the other to hold a lit M-80 in his mouth. When the second boy backs out, the first cries in victory but accidentally swallows the M-80, which enters his trachea, and blows apart his head and throat.|
|919||Inqusi-Torn||Death On A Stick -- Segment 6||On June 6, 1483, in Cordoba, Spain. An inventor of the Spanish Donkey is denounced as a heretic during the Spanish Inquisition. He is then placed on his own device and slowly is split to death.|
|929||Turtle Waxed (aka Turtle Shelled)||Fatal Distractions -- Segment 5||On August 17, 2010, in Mojave National Park. An animal poaching married couple attempt to find rare animals to sell on the wildlife black market. They spot a rare, endangered turtle, and the husband attempts to capture it. However, before he can grab the turtle, a bald eagle swoops down and snatches it. The eagle drops the turtle from a high altitude to break its shell, but it lands on the husband's head, breaking through his skull and sending him into cardiac arrest.|
|930||Injecti-cide (aka Filler' Up)||Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 5||On January 11, 2008, in Monterey, CA. An elderly, former supermodel and beauty queen injects corn oil into her face to keep her skin looking fresh and beautiful as a substitute for expensive Botox injections. Eventually, the oil makes her bleed out from her eyes and lips and causes cell death in her heart and lungs.|
|937||Tone Death (aka Over-I-Dose)||If You're Dead – Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You -- Segment 2||On October 17, 2009, in Brooklyn, NY. An I-Dose dealer uses military subsonic equipment to amplify the hallucinogenic effects of his music for a new I-Dose file called "Satan's Jackhammer" and ends up dying from sonic pressure.|
|944||Dead Light Green Light (aka Collision Coarse)||Death – Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral" -- Segment 6||On April 18, 2005, in Everett, WA. A scalper selling fake tickets to local sporting events gets caught by an angry customer who was just turned away from having counterfeit tickets. The scalper hurries across the street, but is hit and killed by an SUV, even though the pedestrian signal is green (the traffic light was shorted out by a slug that crawled into the electrical box to escape the sun).|
|948||Titty Titty Bang Bang (aka Terror at 20,000 Ft.)||Death On Arrival -- Segment 1 / Death By Request -- Segment 10A||On June 6, 2006, in San Diego, CA. A woman decides to become a stripper after months of doing low-level temp work and not earning enough to support her dreams of being an actress. Thinking that her breasts are too small for her to be a good stripper, she decides to get large breast implants to compensate. However, the plastic surgeon who gave her the implants was unlicensed and the implants she got were substandard and filled with water containing dissolved oxygen instead of silicone. While on a plane, the atmospheric pressure causes the implants to expand and explode, blowing out the woman's chest and killing her.|
|950||No Guts... All Gory (aka Knife Surprise)||Death Penalties -- Segment 4||On September 23, 2001, in Leesburg, FL. A common street thief who regularly mugs passersby goes after a diving equipment vendor as he's loading his merchandise into his car. The vendor uses a knife to stab at the street thief (despite that fighting back against an armed mugger is ill-advised) and the knife gets lodged in the thief's side. As the thief tries to pull it out, he presses a button that releases a burst of nitrogen (the knife in particular is used to subdue sharks during deep-sea diving excursions), which causes the thief's viscera to explode all over the parking lot.|
|952||Dumbrella||Unforced Errors -- Segment 5||On January 13, 2007, in Barnegat, NJ. A sword swallower trying to perform despite dwindling audiences and an unstable economy takes a bet to swallow an umbrella. However, the release button is accidentally hit in the process and the umbrella is lodged in his esophagus. This closes off his trachea and causes internal bleeding and choking, killing him.|
|957||Drunk Die-er (aka Early Harvest)||Hurry Up and Die -- Segment 1||On September 9, 2009, in St. Louis, MO. A drunk driver, who was just released from prison for vehicular manslaughter, crashes his car and is mistakenly pronounced dead at the scene. When authorities find out he is an organ donor, they bring him to the hospital to remove his organs while he is still alive. The doctors never find out he is not dead yet and take out his heart, finally causing his death.|
|959||Tenta-killed (aka Eaten Alive)||Death Puts On a Dunce Cap -- Segment 1||On March 14, 2003, in Seattle, WA. An overprotective, traditional Korean immigrant father who aims to scare away his daughter's boyfriend (who is Westernized) invites him for a traditional Korean dinner. After the boyfriend eats live prawn and seaworms, the father requests for him to swallow a live octopus. Once the hopeful suitor declines, the father eats his own, only for the octopus' suction cups to attach themselves to the man's trachea, causing him to choke to death, which means asphyxiation.|
|963||Fin-Ished (aka Cast Away)||The Good, The Bad, and the Death -- Segment 5||On July 17, 2004, in Lake Havasu City, AZ. A woman catches a fish for the first time. As she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out, and she chokes to death, which means asphyxiation.|
|965||Bull-Shido (aka Urning Japanese)||Death Takes A Vacation -- Segment 2||On December 11, 2006, in Osaka, Japan. After the suffocation death of his band mate, a Japanese rock star realizes that he's untalented and a disgrace to the music world, so he decides to commit Japanese ritualistic suicide. After he slices his stomach open, he waits to bleed to death only to be decapitated by a family member and his sword.|
|985||A Chainus Runs Through It (aka Crazy Catastrophic Chain)||Enter the Ferret -- Segment 7||On August 2, 2001, in Denver, CO. A conceited tattoo artist attempting to outdo his coworkers' spiked tongue gets an extreme piercing known as "The Chainus" in which a chain goes into his mouth and out his rectum. While the other coworkers crow over the new piercing, an angry biker gang leader bursts in in pursuit of the conceited tattoo artist for tattooing Chinese language symbols on his arm that translate to "douche bag". The tattoo artist manages to escape the wrath of the biker, but ends up getting his piercing caught in a forklift. The forklift operator lifts the boxes, which sends the chain through the tattoo artist's body and causes fatal internal bleeding.|
|992||I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (aka Laid to Rest)||Death – The Gift That Lasts Forever -- Segment 5||On August 22, 2002 Cleveland, OH. A man suffering from fatal familial insomnia takes a night drive and accidentally hits and kills a pedestrian. After he gets home, he cleans his car and drives to a sleep clinic. Unable to be cured and frightened from hallucinating his victim's face, he lies awake for months and eventually dies of a massive stroke.|
|1000||Premature Endings (aka Long Goodbye)||Sor-Dead Affair -- Segment 7||On March 13, 2011, at Sharon Levy Memorial Hospital. At a hospital filled with patients who are dead or near death from injuries and illnesses caused by their own stupidity or ignorance of conditions they never knew they had, a woman walks by the chaos to visit her elderly father (described as beloved, hard-working, and faithful to his family and friends) in hospice care, who dies peacefully in his sleep of old age with his daughter at his side. The narrator (played by Ron Perlman) then looks back on all of the deaths on the show and concludes that the show is more of an instruction manual on how to live rather than a lurid docu-fiction on bizarre deaths.|
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